Sure enough, the episode kicks off with the biggest waste of a canoe I’ve ever seen: Catelyn’s dead father is loaded into a boat, sent down the river, and then lit on fire by flaming arrow – and no, I don’t mean Oliver Queen.
The opening titles tell us that we will visit Riverrun this week.
In the near-rapiest episode of Game of Thrones yet, several main characters are nearly violated, another has his virginity taken by three grateful hookers, and Hot Pie says farewell with history’s first Animal Cracker.